The Evil Organization’s Female Executive, Mira

“Wh-What do you mean Sumimaru-san is being laid off, Yuriika-san!”

Beneath a sky with a golden moon afloat.

Kaori, Noa, Sumimaru, and Yuriika had moved to the grounds of an abandoned factory.

The squid-type fairy from Prism Wonderland—Yuriika—answered Kaori’s question with a solemn face.

“A grave situation has arisen that my klutzy big brother is ill-equipped to handle-dechi. A real nasty character has set their sights on this city-dechi!”

“Calling me a klutz is rude-maru! I’m a super-elite Versatile High-Mobility Support Guardian Fairy-maru!”

“That doesn’t matter right now! More importantly, who is this nasty character…!?”

“You’re both aware of the Calamity Organization ‘Disaster ☆’, right, Sumimaru-nii-sama and Noa-sama-dechi?”

At those words, Sumimaru and Noa’s expressions tightened.

“The evil organization scheming to rule the world through terror and desire-maru.”

“They’re hostile to magical girls and cause all sorts of trouble, forcing us magical girls like Noa to clean up their mess. They’re an ultra-annoying group!”

Yuriika nodded with a serious look.

“That’s right-dechi. The fearsome Calamity Organization ‘Disaster ☆’… We’ve received intel that one of their most dangerous members, known as one of the Four Heavenly Kings—the female executive Mira—is heading to this town-dechi!”

At those words, Noa’s eyes widened.

“Wh-!? Mira, you mean that Mira!?”

“Noa-san, you know her?”

“Eh!? Uh, well, umm…”

As Noa’s eyes darted about, Sumimaru, beside her, trembled with anger.

“How could this be-maru! ‘Disaster ☆’ has painted all the park benches with wet paint, snatched items other customers ordered at conveyor belt sushi restaurants, and suddenly barged into strangers’ karaoke sessions to add their own unsolicited, terrible harmonies… Their evil deeds are countless-maru…!”

“Wa-Wait, that’s a little different from the evil deeds I was imagining…?”

“An executive of such a terrifying organization must be an absolutely dreadful person-maru!”

“I-Is that so, ahaha~…”

“? Noa-san, are you sure you don’t know something…?”

“Gah!?”

Stared at by Kaori’s curious eyes, Noa, after much internal turmoil, groaned with a pained expression.

“A-Actually… Mira is Noa’s former partner…!”

““Eeeh!?””

Kaori and Sumimaru cried out in shock.

“The evil organization’s executive was your former partner, Noa-san…!? S-So, does that mean she was also a magical girl?”

“Yes… Once upon a time, Mira and Noa were active together as a magical girl duo…”

“Was that so-maru!? I was assigned to Noa after she went solo, so I’ve never met this Mira-chan, but I had heard rumors about a girl who quit being a magical girl and defected to an evil organization-maru. It was an unprecedented incident that caused a huge uproar at the Royal Magical Mobile Guard Administration Bureau, but to think it was your former partner, Noa…!”

“But why did you two break up?”

“W-Well, that’s…”

“I bet Noa did something to screw up and Mira got fed up with her-maru.”

“D-Don’t just jump to conclusions! Um, well… right! It was due to magical girl musical differences!”

“For a reason like you’re in a band!?”

“Anyway, I don’t know anything about a traitor who defected to an evil organization! More importantly, why is Mira targeting this town!?”

At Noa’s question, Yuriika turned her gaze to Kaori.

“Most likely, her target is Kaori-sama-dechi.”

“M-Me?”

“That’s right-dechi. A magical girl possessing unbelievable power suddenly burst onto the scene—rumors of you, Kaori-sama, are flying all over Prism Wonderland-dechi. As an executive of an evil organization, Mira must be wary of your power and has come to defeat you-dechi!”

“N-No way…!”

“This is a very dangerous situation-dechi. In order to meet her with utmost preparedness, I, the latest model with excellent performance, will become your guardian fairy and guide you-dechi! Which is why my unreliable big brother is fired-dechi.”

“I see, that makes sense!”

“I object-maru! I’m doing my best too-maru! Right, Kaori!”

“Y-Yes! Sumimaru-san is always working so hard and helps us out!”

“K-Kaori, you think of me that way…! I’m so happy-maru, I love you too-maru~! Mwah~♡”

Just as Sumimaru puckered his lips towards Kaori.

“Snake Whip!”

Whoosh! Crack!

“Bugeh!?”

Along with a woman’s alluring voice, something cord-like sliced through the night’s darkness, sending Sumimaru flying.

“S-Sumimaru-san!”

“Wh-What is this… a rope!?”

What had struck Sumimaru was a rope that had been abandoned in the factory.

“This rope, it’s moving on its own! Don’t tell me it’s been turned into a magical item…!?”

Before Noa had time to be surprised, more ropes came flying in succession, coiling around Kaori and Noa like snakes.

“Kyaa!?”

“Owa────!? Wh-What is this────!?”

“K-Kaori-sama, Noa-sama!?”

“Ugh… the whip… is digging in…”

“Gueeh, it’s tighd~~!”

As Kaori and Noa screamed at the sudden turn of events, a loud, triumphant laugh echoed around them.

“Ahahaha! What a pathetic sight, Magical Girl Perfect Pure Princess!”

“A-A voice from somewhere…!”

“This voice… could it be…!?”

The unseen enemy laughed at Kaori and Noa as they looked around.

“Fufu, that pained look on your face, it’s quite arousing. Show me more, won’t you?”

Along with the voice filled with pleasure, the ropes bit tightly into Kaori and the other’s soft skin.

“Kya…!? I-It’s tight…!”

“Gieeeeh, stop it~! If you tighten it any more, something that shouldn’t come out will come out~!”

Seeing this, Sumimaru was overjoyed.

“Wohooo, what a wonderful sight-maru!? As expected of Kaori-maru, even tied up you’re picturesque-maru~. If I could be greedy, I’d want it to dig in somewhere more risqué-maru~.”

“…Sumimaru-nii-sama?”

“Hah!? Th-Th-This is terrible-maru! I’m not sure what’s going on, but it must be an enemy attack-maru! Kaori, Noa, transform-maru!”

“Y-Yes! Here we go, Noa-san—”

Kaori somehow managed to take out her wand and looked back at Noa.

But Noa’s face was ashen as she foamed at the mouth.

“Gueeh… If I shoud loudligh now, my insighds will come oud…”

“A-A-A-Are you alright, Noa-san!?”

“Kaori-zhan, pleazhe chant the spell in Noa’s place…”

“The transformation spell, can someone else really do it!? O-Okay, I’ll try!”

Kaori took a deep breath and, pouring in the feelings of two people, she shouted.

“Sparkling, Shining, in this Seven-Colored World! Perfect Pure Princess, Dress Up!”

In that instant, Kaori’s inner prism power overflowed, flinging the ropes away.

A seven-colored light enveloped Kaori and Noa, and after the light subsided, the two stood there, transformed into Magical Girl Perfect Pure Princess.

“We did it!”

“As expected of Kaori-san! Now then, how dare you put Noa through this! Show yourself at once-bleeegh!”

“Noa-sa───n!? After holding it in for so long, it came out now…!?”

As Kaori rubbed Noa’s back, a bewitching voice rained down from above.

“Heh. To think you’d break free from the restraints just by transforming… Your prism power is as incredible as the rumors say.”

“!?”

Startled, she looked up at the roof of the ruined building.

Standing there, as if backlit by the moon, was a single woman.

“And my, how cute you are. It makes me want to bully you ♡.”

She was a woman of bewitching beauty.

Long hair, and slender eyes. Ruby-red lips, befitting her sensual voice.

Her well-proportioned body was clad in a daringly revealing black costume, as if to emphasize her voluptuous figure.

Looking up at the figure clad in adult allure, Noa raised her voice in tension.

“I knew it was you—Mira!”

“E-Eeh!? Th-This person is…!?”

Beside a shocked Kaori, Sumimaru was greatly excited.

“Wohoooo, so this girl is Mira-chan-maru!? What a sexy lady-maru~!? That daring costume is irresistible-maru, let me see more-maru~!”

“M-Mira, what are you doing here-dechi!?”

The woman called Mira didn’t answer Yuriika, but instead turned a cold gaze to Noa.

“It’s been a while, Noa. Glad to see you’re as useless as ever.”

“Kuh…!”

Ignoring the tense atmosphere, Sumimaru was captivated by Mira.

“Hah, hah, hah, hah, that polished, voluptuous body, and that overbearing, prideful attitude! It’s irresistible-maru! I can’t believe such a beautiful and sexy lady was partnered with the klutzy Noa-maru! I really wish I could have been her guardian-maru~. Goodness, why did you have to break up your partnership, Noa-maru!”

“I believe they broke up due to magical girl musical differences.”

“A-eh!? Ehehe, uhm, well, that is to say~…”

At that, Mira’s mouth fell open.

“Huh? What? Magical girl musical differences?”

“Eh? Yes, that’s what Noa-san told us…”

“Haaaaaaaaaah!? You useless twit, what nonsense have you been feeding them!?”

“Hyu, hyu-hyu, hyuhyu~ ♪ (whistling)”

Mira’s eyes shot up as she pointed a sharp finger at Noa, who was whistling and looking away.

“What ‘magical girl musical differences’!? It was your fault, wasn’t it!? Because you were constantly late and messing up, I, your partner, got caught in the crossfire! My pay got cut, I was forced to pay fines, my debt grew infinitely, and finally, I couldn’t pay the magical girl contract renewal fee!”

“E-Eeh!? Is that true, Noa-san!?”

“Hyu, hyu-hyu-hyu, hyuh-hyun! (whistling)”

Mira’s fists trembled with rage.

“In the first place, being a magical girl is made out to be this dream job, but there are no days off, the work is brutal, the pay is garbage, and they charge you for commissions, renewal fees, and usage rights for your name at every turn… There wasn’t a single good thing about it! So I cut my losses and left that ridiculous industry. Since then, I’ve decided to live true to my own desires… This desire that I could never tell anyone about during my magical girl days, now that I’m an executive of an evil organization, I’ll satisfy it to my heart’s content!”

“Desires!? D-Don’t tell me you were hiding a terrifying desire like destroying the world…!?”

“N-No way…!”

Beside the wide-eyed Kaori, Yuriika asked Noa.

“Come to think of it, Noa-sama, were you able to pay the magical girl contract renewal fee-dechi?”

“Yes! I crammed in twenty-eight hours of part-time work every day and somehow managed to scrape it together!”

“Y-You’re ignoring the twenty-four-hours-in-a-day rule…”

“She certainly has stamina-maru.”

“Well, to be honest, that still wasn’t enough, but for the part I couldn’t pay, I performed an Extreme Ultimate Dogeza for the Royal Magical Technical Guard Chief and had him let me pay in forty-eight installments!”

“Wh-What kind of dogeza was that…”

“You should have a little more pride-dechi.”

“If you had a normal mindset, you’d have fallen to darkness in no time-maru. It’s no wonder Mira-chan defected to an evil organization-maru.”

“Hmph. Noa had the resolve to cling to her job (magical girl employment) no matter what humiliation she had to endure, and she didn’t. That’s all there is to it.”

“Ugugugu…! Don’t let that klutz (Noa) get to you, Mira…! Be cool, be sexy, like an executive…!”

Mira took a deep breath to compose herself, then licked her lips while gazing at Kaori with her slender eyes.

“Hmph. I didn’t come all the way to a town like this just to see your unpleasant face, you klutz. …I came to assess you.”

“! M-Me…?”

Pointed at by Mira, Kaori couldn’t help but widen her eyes.

“Yes. You’re the up-and-coming magical girl from the rumors, aren’t you? A new magical girl has appeared, one who holds immense prism power… And when I heard she partnered up with that Noa, I couldn’t sit still, I had to come and see for myself.”

“Kuh, we were supposed to be controlling the information so it wouldn’t reach the evil organization, where did it leak from-dechi…!”

Beside the flustered Yuriika, Sumimaru clapped his hands.

“Ah! Come to think of it, I’ve been posting about Kaori’s daily exploits on my blog and social media-maru ☆ Thanks to that, ‘Sumimaru’s Diary’ surpassed ten million followers in no time-maru~☆ Man, it’s so popular, I’m rolling in it-maru~☆.”

“Th-This is the first I’m hearing of this…!?”

“What do you think you’re doing acting on your own!?”

“Because of you, big brother, info on Perf-Pure-Pri is leaking to the enemy-dechi-yo!? Delete your account right now-dechi!”

“No way-maru! The whole world needs to know how cute Kaori is-maru!”

“Are you an idiot!?”

A lukewarm wind blew, and a black aura began to gather around Mira.

“Your exploits I saw on screen were splendid. The videos weren’t enough, my instincts throbbed with the need to see with my own eyes… Whether that form is the real deal, I’ll test it right here, right now!”

“Mira, so you really did come to defeat Kaori-san…! We won’t let you! Kaori-san, it’s battle time!”

“Y-Yes!”

As Kaori and the others readied themselves, Mira leaped towards them.

“I’ll praise you for your spirit, at least. But unfortunately for you, you’ll grovel pathetically before the overwhelming power brought by terror and desire! —‘O thee, answer my wish, and awaken the true power that slumbers in the abyss’!”

“Th-That incantation is…!?”

“Take this! Acid Water!”

Faster than they could react, a black liquid shot out from Mira’s hand and showered down on Kaori and Noa.

“Wapuh!?”

“Kya!? S-Some kind of liquid got on me… wait, eh!?”

Sizzzzzzzzle…!

Incredibly, the parts of their magical girl costumes that the liquid touched began to melt.

“Kyaaa!? Wh-What is this…!?”

“Nuwaaaa~!? Our clothes are melting~!”

“Wohooo, this is the best-maru~!”

Sumimaru danced with wild joy at the sight of their steadily melting costumes.

Mira, having landed on the ground, nonchalantly brushed back her long hair. In her hand was a plastic bottle.

“Fufu, it seems to be super effective. That is a special solvent that melts magical girl costumes… I used my magical powers to turn a carbonated drink I just bought from a vending machine (partially drunk) into a fearsome magical item!”

“M-Mira-san, you can use the same kind of magic as Noa-san…!?”

“It seems so-maru! Since she’s a former magical girl, she can likely use all the same magic Noa can-maru!”

“More like, a carbonated drink you just bought, that’s taking on-site procurement too far! And don’t drink it!”

“By the way, the rope from before was also something I just happened to find in this abandoned factory! Tremble before my adaptability!”

“Stop trying to spin your spur-of-the-moment actions into something convenient!”

“Aah, no, my clothes are melting more and more…!”

Kaori, blushing to her ears, desperately tried to cover her body.

Noa bit her lip.

“Kuh, without our magical girl costumes, we can’t use our prism power! Mira, don’t tell me this was your goal—”

“Aah, now I can fully enjoy the sight of a cute little thing getting embarrassed!”

“…………Huh?”

“……Eh?”

Mira leered at the cowering Kaori and cried out in ecstasy.

“Hah, hah, this is it, this is perfect! The teary eyes of a pure and lovely girl, her flushed cheeks, her trembling voice… That’s the sight I wanted to see! Now, be more embarrassed! I spent three days and three nights developing this spell just for that! The sight of a delicate, adorable girl getting embarrassed becomes my power! slurp!”

“Th…This one’s a pervert─────!”

Noa’s hair stood on end as she screamed.

“Don’t tell me the desire you were hiding during your magical girl days wasn’t world domination or something, but a perverted desire to humiliate cute girls!?”

“Hmph………… That’s right!!”

“Nuooooooh, I didn’t want to know that────!”

“Aww, the surface area of my clothes is getting smaller and smaller…!”

Mira stared at Kaori, who was cowering and hugging her body with her arms, with bloodshot eyes.

“Bravo, this is wonderful! This is what made it worthwhile to come all the way to this world! Aah, my desire meter is filling up… I’m glad to be alive!”

“I completely agree-maru! The way she’s desperately holding down what’s left of her clothes makes her look even more gallant and arousing-maru!”

“Whose side are you on, Sumimaru!? (WHACK!)”

“Bugeh!”

Noa groaned, desperately holding down her melting clothes.

“To think my former partner was such a pervert, this is the worst!”

“Uu… S-So there are magical girls who do such terrible things…!”

“The very fact that someone like this was a magical girl is a stain on the magical girl world! That’s why you were fired from being a magical girl, you pervert!”

“I told you that’s not it! I’m the one who cut my losses, I told you!?”

The flames of fury burned in Mira’s slender eyes.

“What’s wrong with being true to my desires!? After leaving the magical girl world, I realized the truth. The idea that love and kindness can save the world is nothing but deception and hypocrisy. A world ruled by terror and desire is the correct one… And it is only natural for cute girls to be humiliated by my desires!”

“Nuooooh~, she’s got a few screws loose! Don’t tell me you were looking at Noa with those eyes back when you were partners!?”

“As if! I only love delicate, beautiful girls. Don’t get ahead of yourself, you crude, barbaric pipsqueak.”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!?”

Ignoring Noa’s roar of fury, Mira gazed rapturously at Kaori, who was blushing with embarrassment.

“My type is a modest, pure, and innocent maiden… Yes, just like her.”

“A-awawawa… please don’t look at me like that~”

“Aah, how lovely!? The way you plead while embarrassed is exactly my type! You all probably thought I came to defeat an up-and-coming magical girl, but I wouldn’t do something so shallow. The sight of an embarrassed girl is the ultimate… Yes, I came to this world to humiliate that girl, who is just my type! Hah, hah, I can’t take it. More, be humiliated more, and become sustenance for my desire!”

“She was just a pervert-dechi. We were fools for analyzing her so seriously-dechi.”

Kaori, while hiding her now-exposed skin, desperately tried to stand her ground.

“Uuh, n-no, I have a mission as a magical girl to protect everyone’s smiles…!”

“My, how gallant. But there are no hopes or dreams in being a magical girl, you know. You should just give up.”

A fearless smile played on Mira’s lips as a black aura began to gather around her again.

“Kuh, that one, she’s planning something! Sumimaru, reinforce and strengthen our costumes—!”

“It seems Mira-chan and I have similar tastes-maru! I will support her fully-maru~~~!”

“S-Sumimaru-san!?”

“Get a grip, Sumimaru! (stretch, stretch!)”

As Sumimaru was being stretched out like mochi by Noa, Yuriika cast a cold voice at him.

“…Brother. It seems you’re really itching to get fired-dechi-ne.”

“Hyooh!? N-n-n-no, that’s not it-maru! That was just a little joke-maru~!”

“Haaah. If you can’t make Mira retreat right here and now, your firing is confirmed-dechi-ne.”

“Bieeeeeeh!? No-maru, no-maru, I absolutely don’t want my honeymoon with Kaori to end-maru~! It’s regrettable-maru, but it’s time to re-transform-maru~! Nuooooooooooh~!”

“Kya!?”

A rainbow-colored light shot out from Sumimaru, enveloping Kaori and Noa.

In the blink of an eye, their melting costumes were repaired.

“Ah, m-my clothes are fixed…! As expected of Sumimaru-san!”

“You should have fixed them sooner! We were about to be stark naked!”

“Well~, Kaori was so charming my nosebleed wouldn’t stop, and I was delayed stuffing tissues up my nose-maru, tehepero-maru ☆.”

“You can keep your nose plugged for the rest of your life!”

“Hey, we were just getting to the good part! What do you think you’re doing, meddling!?”

Sumimaru looked at Mira, who was stomping her feet in frustration, and broke into a cold sweat.

“What should we do-maru, Mira-chan’s skills are the real deal-maru. If we challenge her head-on, it’s fifty-fifty whether we can win… no, the chances of losing are high-maru! A method where we have a chance to win, and that the perverted Mira-chan who loves to see cute girls embarrassed would agree to… ununununu~… That’s it-maru!”

Sumimaru raised his voice towards Mira.

“Mira-chan, if we’re going to do this, let’s go all out-maru! But it’s not good to bother the people of this world with a violent battle-maru!”

“Sumimaru is saying something sensible.”

“Hmph. What happens to the people of this world is none of my concern.”

To Mira who snorted, Sumimaru pressed on.

“Besides, if you want to see Kaori’s embarrassing state, there’s a much better way-maru! I’m sure it’ll be an exciting and greatest show that will leave even you, Mira-chan, completely and utterly satisfied-maru!”

“Sumimaru-san!?”

“What’s that!? Tell me what kind of method it is!”

To Mira, whose eyes were gleaming, Sumimaru declared sharply.

“It is… Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors-maru!”

However.

“? Baseball, you say?”

“We don’t have enough people to play baseball.”

“What is baseball in the first place-dechi?”

“How tedious. Hurry up and tell me the rules of this ‘yakyu-ken’!”

Kaori, being a true lady, as well as the members from Prism Wonderland, not a single one of them knew what Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors was.

“Waaah, nobody knows Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors-maru!? This is convenient-maru! Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors is a time-honored battle of this world—a duel of the spirits, so to speak. You play rock-paper-scissors one-on-one, and the loser takes off a piece of clothing-maru!”

“T-Take off clothes!?”

“How is that a duel of the spirits!?”

“So this world has such a mysterious duel-dechi… How bizarre-dechi.”

“Don’t mess with me, why should I have to do such a ridiculous competition!?”

To the enraged Mira, Sumimaru shrugged.

“Good grief, it seems you haven’t reached my level yet, Mira-chan-maru. Melting a cute girl’s clothes is one thing-maru, but there’s a certain charm to watching her take off her own clothes while embarrassed-maru.”

“……………………Hmph, you have some merit, I suppose.”

“I don’t understand a single thing, though…!?”

“You sure thought about that for a long time.”

Noa quipped with a deadpan look, then shook her head with a sigh.

“Haaah. Are both Sumimaru and Mira idiots? There’s no way we’re doing a match like that.”

“Y-You’re right, Noa-san! I’m so glad!”

“Of course. Who would willingly go along with such a pervert’s games—”

However, to the exasperated Noa, Sumimaru declared.

“If we uploaded a video of Mira-chan losing to the blog, it’d be a surefire way to get super popular and rake in that blog revenue-maru~.”

“Oho? Now that sounds interesting! This is payback for earlier! I’ll start a blog right away and expose her losing face to the whole world to make a quick buck! We’ll settle this with Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors, Mira!”

“Noa-sa─────n!?”

To the screaming Kaori, Noa gave a thumbs up.

“It’s alright, Kaori-san! Before us, the strongest in the magical girl world, there are no enemies!”

“Eh, ‘us’… ? Wait a minute, Noa-san—”

“Hmph, you talk big. You can both cry your eyes out together for all I care!”

“T-Together…? Um, excuse me…”

Ignoring the flustered Kaori, Mira suddenly frowned.

“Hm? Wait, this Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors is one-on-one, right?”

“That’s right-maru?”

“Why do I have to beat two people by myself!? Isn’t that unfair!?”

“Two… people…?”

“That rule certainly makes it two against one-dechi-na.”

“T-Two against one…? When you say two against one…”

Then Noa snorted.

“Hahaan. Scared, are we, Mira?”

“…Huh?”

“Well, if you don’t want to suffer a crushing defeat and expose your pathetic self, it can’t be helped. A klutz like you could never hope to match us, after all. The match was decided before it even began, pffft.”

“Wh-What did you say…!? Fine, I’ll do it! Bring it on, I’ll strip you both bare one by one!”

“One by one…? Um, does that mean…”

“Oh-ho, you said it now! I’m gonna beat you to a pulp!”

“U-Um, Noa-san…? Does this mean, maybe I also have to…?”

To the anxious Kaori, Noa declared with a determined look.

“No need to worry, Kaori-san! Noa will go first! It won’t even get to your turn… Just sit back, relax, and watch Noa strip that one bare!”

“So I am going to have to do it after all────!?”

“Alright-maru! Let the Chiki-Chiki ☆ Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament begin-maru~!”

And so, the curtain was raised on the Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors showdown.

In the moonlit abandoned factory, Mira and the vanguard, Noa, glared at each other.

“I-In that case, I have no choice but to cheer you on with all my might! Do your best, Noa-san!”

With Kaori’s cheers at her back, Noa smiled fearlessly.

“Heh, your thinking was naive, Mira. As if Noa would challenge you to some nonsensical match without any chance of winning.”

“What did you say?”

“In your pursuit of sexiness, you wear very few pieces of clothing! To challenge someone to Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors in such a practically-naked, indecent getup is simply laughable! This match, it won’t even get to Kaori-san’s turn, Noa will beat you to a pulp!”

“…Hmph, it seems you’ve wracked that empty head of yours. But I’ll make you regret accepting this match soon enough. Enough with the pointless talk, let’s begin.”

“That annoying, smug look on your face ends here! I’m gonna make you cry! Rock, Paper, Scissors—!”

““Go!””

First move, Noa throws rock, Mira throws paper.

“Ugh!? I-I lost…!”

“Oh, my bad.”

“…Hmph, it’s too early to be gloating. The odds of winning rock-paper-scissors are fifty-fifty. No matter how you look at it, you, who’s practically naked already, are bound to be stripped bare first!”

“Fufu, I wonder how long you can keep up that impudent talk?”

Noa untied the ribbon on her chest and tossed it to the ground.

“The match has only just begun. Here I come!”

“Fine. I’ll show you which of us is superior!”

““Rock, Paper, Scissors, Go!””

“Nuwaaaah, I lost again~~~~!”

The second round also went to Mira.

“Oh my, oh my, where did all that bravado from before go~?”

“Uu, don’t get so full of yourself just because you won twice in a row! I’ll have you stark naked in no time!”

Noa took off the cuffs on her wrists and threw them away.

“I’ll win for sure next time! Rock, Paper, Scissors—”

However, after that, Noa continued to lose consecutively.

“Aww, I-I’m running out of things to take off…!”

Noa gritted her teeth as she took off her socks.

Furthermore, she continued to lose and lose her remaining lives.

“I-I lost again! There’s no way this is normal…!”

“Haaah, this is no challenge at all. I don’t have time to deal with the likes of you, so hurry up and strip.”

“Uu~, this is so frustratingly embarrassing~…!”

“N-Noa-san…!”

Noa, with teary eyes, covered her chest as she took off her top.

And then.

Noa, without winning a single time against Mira, was left with only a single piece of underwear.

“U-Uuh~… To think being outside with just one piece of underwear would be so nerve-wracking…! I-It’s so miserable~…!”

“Noa-san, hang in there…!”

Noa glared at Mira with teary eyes.

“This is my last piece, there’s no way I can lose! Rock, Paper, Scis—”

The result: Noa threw scissors, while Mira won with rock.

“Nowaaaaaaaah~!? N-No way, this can’t be!”

“Come on, strip with grace.”

“hic, sob…”

Noa covered her privates with her hands as she pulled her legs out of her last piece of underwear.

She collapsed on the spot.

“U-u-u… Uwaaaaaaaaaahn, I was stripped bare without winning even once~~~~!”

“N-Noa-san was naked in an instant…!”

“Too weak-maru.”

“Hmph, all talk and no action, I see.”

Noa, while wailing, pointed at Mira who had not taken off a single piece of clothing.

“This is ridiculous! To not lose even once, she’s definitely cheating!”

At that, Mira shrugged.

“How rude to say I’m cheating. This is dynamic visual acuity I’ve trained to never miss a cute girl’s adorable moment—with Lovely Eye, I’m simply reading your next move in an instant!”

“Wh-What did you saaaaaay!”

“That’s a disgustingly creepy ability-dechi.”

“Lovely Eye, I want it too-maru~.”

“N-Noa-san, you have to cover up…!”

To Noa, who was on all fours, stark naked and dejected, Mira spat.

“Hmph, I told you, didn’t I? A klutz like you isn’t my type. I’ll permit you to at least wear your underwear.”

“Kuh, to be shown pity by such a shameless woman, it’s too humiliating…! Hiiiin!”

Noa, while getting teary-eyed, hurriedly put on her underwear.

Mira looked at Kaori and licked her lips.

“Now, the opening act is over. Step forward, little cutie. And show me the sight of you stripping while embarrassed!”

“If it’s come to this, I’ll avenge Noa-maru! Kaori, it’s your turn-maru!”

“Aww…!”

“Kaori-san, you shouldn’t do it! There’s no way you can win against a technique as perverted as that Lovely Eye!”

Kaori, while flinching, clutched her chest tightly.

“Noa-san is right… When I think that I might lose too, I’m honestly very scared… But if I run away here, others might end up getting hurt… As a magical girl, I can’t back down…!”

“Kaori-san…!”

Kaori lifted her head and, with a tense expression, stepped forward.

“Uooooh, Kaori’s finally up-maru! Do your best, Kaori! Do your best, Mira-chan! Uoooooooh~~~ I want them both to lose-maru, my heart is torn in two-maru~~~!”

“Brother, if you don’t want to get fired, you’d better think of a way for Kaori-sama to win-dechi!”

“Kuh, in that case, please beat her with your miracle power, Kaori-san!”

“Y-Yes!”

To Kaori, who couldn’t hide her nervousness, Mira readied herself with heavy breathing.

“Come, come, come, come, come at me, little kitten! I’ll thoroughly enjoy the sight of that lovely face of yours being smeared with humiliation!”

“Uuuu…! H-Here I come!”

““Rock, Paper, Scissors, Go!””

Kaori threw scissors, while Mira threw rock.

“I-I lost…!”

“Lovely Eye, it seems to be the real deal-dechi-ne…!”

“At this rate, Kaori-san will also be stripped of everything in no time…!”

“Now, the loser should strip gracefully. I wonder which one you’ll take off first? The ribbon? The shoes? Or maybe the knee-high socks? Hah, hah, hah…”

“Uu… th-then, from the ribbon…”

Kaori, bathed in Mira’s heated gaze, gently untied the ribbon on her chest.

“Yes, those hesitant fingertips are irresistible! Now, let’s keep it going!”

“Y-Yes! Rock, Paper, Scis—!”

And in the next match, Kaori lost again.

“I-I lost again…”

After that, Kaori lost one after another, taking off her cuffs, choker, and shoes.

“Wohooo~~! Irresistible-maru—I mean, this is terrible-maru! Kaori’s clothes (remaining lives) are dwindling-maru!”

“Uu, wh-what should I take off next…”

“Fufufu, what a pathetic sight! A truly wonderful pathetic sight! The sight of a pure girl gradually taking off her clothes herself while embarrassed, it makes my heart flutter! Let me see more!?”

Before the unstoppable Lovely Eye, Kaori continued to lose without a fighting chance.

With each loss, her ceramic-like skin was revealed.

“I-I have to take this off too, right…?”

Kaori, while bewildered, bent down and hesitantly lowered the thigh-high socks.

“My, what is this!? To be able to see a beautiful girl taking off her knee-high socks live! I’m moved! Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors is the best!”

“P-Please don’t look at me so much~… I never knew it was so embarrassing to take things off while being watched…”

“What was that line!? The gesture of taking off your knee-high socks while your eyes are filled with the bewilderment and shame of your first time, it’s just too amazing! Say it again! slurp!”

“That one, her excitement is on a completely different level from when it was Noa! It’s so frustrating, muki-!”

Noa, out of frustration, bit and pulled on the skirt she had taken off.

And so, a dozen or so minutes later.

“Wh-What should I do, there’s nothing else I can take off…”

The accessories and ornaments she had been wearing were already gone, leaving only her top and bottom clothes and her underwear.

Mira’s fervent gaze crawled over Kaori’s body.

“Now, I’ve cornered you. The top and the skirt, which will you take off first?”

“Uu… th-then the top…”

Kaori, with teary eyes, reached for her top.

Covering her chest with one hand, she hesitantly took it off, revealing her smooth skin.

Mira was choked with tears of emotion.

“Bravo! Wonderful! The gallant gesture of desperately hiding to avoid having her underwear seen, a perfect score as a lady!”

“Uoooooooh, this is the best, Kaori~! The feeling of wanting her to move her hand and the feeling that that shy gesture itself is justice are at war with each other-maru~!”

“Sumimaru, stop being happy and do something as a guardian fairy!”

“Hiu… Please don’t look~…”

Kaori cowered, covering her chest.

“Now, all that’s left are the skirt and top and bottom underwear, for a total of three pieces! Lose pathetically and expose everything before me!”

“Aww, it’s embarrassing, but I have to do it…! Rock, Paper, Scis—!”

As expected, Mira won, and Kaori backed away.

“Wh-What should I do, I have no choice but to take off my skirt…”

“Hah, hah, hah, hah, the time has finally come! Yes, take it off! Show me your secret garden (cute underwear)!”

“Uoooooh, yes-maru, I’m glad to be alive-maru~~~!”

“Brother, if you still wish to live, you will close that mouth of yours right now-dechi.”

“Uu… H-How can I hide it well…”

Kaori, desperately enduring her shame, tried to take off her skirt—

At that moment, Noa leaned forward with a start.

“Wait, Kaori-san! The frill on that skirt, you can detach it!”

“Eh!? Ah, y-you’re right!”

Incredibly, she discovered that the frill attached to the skirt could be separated from the main body.

“Hey, is that even allowed!? Noa, what do you think you’re doing, meddling!?”

“Hehe, I discovered it while fiddling with my own skirt! It’s a legitimate strategy!”

Furthermore, it was discovered one after another that other parts could also be separated.

“Ah, the frill itself can be divided into smaller pieces-dechi!”

“The ribbon on the side can also be removed as a separate part!”

“Wow, this is amazing, with this we can still fight!”

“Amazing-maru, the number of remaining lives is increasing-maru! The sight of Kaori in her underwear is getting further away, I have mixed feelings-maru!”

“More like, if I had noticed earlier, Noa could have still been fighting!? Mugi-ii, so frustrating~~~!”

Mira, who had been watching, shouted as if she could no longer bear it.

“Ugugugugu, I thought I was just a little bit away from seeing all of a beautiful girl’s everything… I can’t take it anymore!”

“M-Mira-san?”

Mira crossed her arms and declared domineeringly.

“In the next match, the loser takes off everything.”

“Eh!?”

“Wh-What are you saying!?”

“You should understand by now, right? It’s a waste of time to drag this out. No matter how many parts you separate to buy time, as long as I have Lovely Eye, I’ll win anyway.”

“B-But…!”

“Don’t misunderstand. This isn’t for my desires, I’m saying this for your sake, you know? If we prolong the match with you in that state, it will only increase the amount of time you feel embarrassed. Wouldn’t it be easier for you to get it over with all at once? Or do you want to keep playing a game you have no chance of winning while being bathed in my gaze in that state? Well, it would mean more time for me to appreciate the cute form of a beautiful girl, so I’d welcome it, though?”

“U…!”

“Alright? Let’s settle it in the next match. I look forward to seeing all of you. Ufu, ufufufufu…!”

Mira’s gaze clung to her, and Kaori couldn’t help but hold down the little clothing she had left.

Noa gulped.

“This is bad, as long as she has Lovely Eye, we have no chance of winning!”

“Lovely Eye, what a terrifying technique-dechi-ka!? To counter it, we would need to be able to read Mira’s moves as well-dechi, but…!”

“That’s a skill only a super pervert can achieve, there’s no way we can do that!”

“But if we don’t overcome it somehow, Kaori-sama will lose as things are-dechi!”

“Hah, hah, hah, this is terrible-maru! That’s it! I’ll get this ‘Magical-Anything-Projector-kun’ ready and be on standby for when Kaori gets naked-maru…!”

“You perverted squid~~~! Think of a real countermeasure────! (BAM!)”

“Bube────!?”

Noa’s fist sank in, sending Sumimaru flying.

“Bieeeeeh, that hurts-maru~! There’s a fist mark on my cute face-maru~!”

“Just shut up and figure out a way to beat Lovely Eye, or you’ll be fired!”

“Even if you say that, there’s no way to counter a technique that reads the opponent’s moves-maru—”

Sumimaru was saying this while rubbing his cheek, but his eyes suddenly widened.

“That’s it-maru! Instead of predicting the opponent’s move, we just have to make them throw a specific hand-maru!”

“Oah? What nonsense are you spouting… Did getting hit scramble your brains?”

“No-maru! Just leave it to me-maru!”

“Ah, Sumimaru!”

Before Noa could stop him, Sumimaru flew over to Kaori.

“Kaori, do as I say-maru! Trust me-maru!”

“Sumimaru-san!? O-Okay!”

Seeing Sumimaru whispering something into Kaori’s ear, Mira sneered.

“Fufu, whatever you’re planning is useless. Before this Lovely Eye, all cute little things are fated to be stripped bare. slurp…!”

“This is the final match…!”

Kaori took a deep breath, then stared intently at Mira.

“H-Here I come, Mira-san!”

“Just what I wanted! Now, expose everything!”

““Rock, Paper, Scis—!””

Seeing that Kaori was going to throw paper, Mira was about to throw scissors, but in that instant.

“Mira-cha~n ♡ I’ve loved you since the moment I first saw you-maru! Let’s forget about this stupid match and go to a world of our own-maru! Let’s have a hot, passionate kiss-maru~ mwah~~~♡”

Sumimaru dived towards Mira’s face.

“Kyaaaaaa!? Stay away, you perverted squid──────!”

BA-BOOOOM!

Mira’s reflexively thrown fist sank into Sumimaru’s cheek.

“Bube─────!?”

“Hah, hah… What is with that squid…!?”

Mira saw Sumimaru off with a pale face as he bounced and slid across the ground—

“The match is decided!”

Noa’s voice rang out clearly.

“Eh!? N-No way…!?”

Mira, stunned, looked at her own outstretched fist (rock).

And opposite her was Kaori, throwing paper just as Sumimaru had instructed her beforehand.

“Ah… I-I won…!”

“No, impossible… You’re telling me I lost!?”

Mira’s voice trembled.

“I-It can’t be! For my Lovely Eye to be broken…! Is this… Is this the power of Magical Girl Perfect Pure Princess!?”

“It’s less my power and more thanks to Sumimaru-san, but…”

To Mira who fell to her knees in shock, Noa leaped at her fiercely.

“Allriiiiiight~! We win! Now strip, quietly~!”

“St-Stop, stop it, you pervert!? I’m the one who does the stripping, not the one who gets—”

“Mugugugu~, it’s not coming off easily~— Ah, it ripped! Goodness, what is with these breasts! They’re as outrageous as ever! (squish, squish!)”

“Kyaaaaaaa!? Don’t grope me, you idiot!”

“Her breasts are so massive, the button looks like it’s about to pop off! I don’t need a useless button like this! (rip!)”

“Noooooo!? Stop it, give it back—”

“Hm? What’s this string? I’ll just take it off! (swoosh!)”

“Hey, if you take that off, everything will— hyaaaaaah!? St-Stop, stop it~~~~!?”

“Well, watching a girl take off her own clothes while embarrassed is one thing-maru, but watching her get forcibly stripped has its own charm-maru~!”

“Noooooo! Why am I being humiliated like this~~~~!?”

“Ora, ora~ give it up already~~~!”

Kaori instinctively covered her eyes at the sight of Mira being quickly stripped naked.

“Awawawa, Mira-san is in a terrible situation…!”

“It’s a catastrophe-dechi.”

Eventually, Mira, stripped of all her costume, collapsed in tears.

“Ugh, ugh… I was supposed to be enjoying the sight of a delicate girl’s cute form, how did it come to this…”

Kaori hurriedly rushed over to such a Mira.

“I-I’m sorry, this might not be much consolation, but… please use this to cover yourself.”

Saying so, she picked up the top she had taken off and gently draped it over Mira.

Mira’s eyes widened.

“Wh-…!? I-I don’t need your pity! Besides, I’m an executive of an organization that’s hostile to magical girls!? There’s no reason for you to be kind to me—…!”

To Mira who bared her fangs, Kaori smiled.

“I’m sorry for acting on my own. But, I just can’t bring myself to think of you as a bad person, Mira-san.”

Bathed in the gentle smile up close, Mira’s cheeks turned red.

“Kyun…♡”

“Huh? Mira-chan, your face is red-maru.”

“Could it be you’ve fallen for Kaori-san?”

“Haaaaah!? D-d-d-don’t be stupid! Just because she was a little kind to me, there’s no way I would seriously fall for her-no-no-no-no!”

“A direct hit-dechi. Kaori-sama, you sinful magical girl-dechi.”

Kaori offered her hand to the bright red and flustered Mira.

“Mira-san, can you stand? Please, take my hand.”

“I told you, I don’t need your pity! I don’t need any help—!”

Mira, contrary to her words, gripped Kaori’s hand tightly—

“Hieh! Your hand is so smooth! So small and cute! Your nails are glossy and pink! A work of art created by God! It feels like it would break if I squeezed too hard~~~!”

“Your inner monologue is coming out.”

Mira stood up with Kaori’s help and brushed back her hair.

“…I was planning to finish you off here, but I’ve changed my mind. …You, become my ally!”

“Eeh!?”

“What are you saying all of a sudden!?”

“I realized it after facing you directly. That power is too good to be wasted on a magical girl… Come with me, to the evil organization.”

“B-But…”

Before the bewildered Kaori, Mira crossed her arms arrogantly.

“I was once a magical girl myself… That’s why I know. Magical girls just wear themselves out mentally and physically in a toxic work environment, only to be thrown away in the end. I can treat you better and make the most effective use of your power. Besides—”

Mira stepped closer to Kaori.

She placed a finger on her chin and gently lifted it, and at a distance where their lips could almost touch, she whispered bewitchingly.

“──I can teach you the sweet taste of nectar you can’t experience by being a good girl, you know?”

“Hieee, a suspicious invitation from a sexy older lady-maru! If it were me, I’d follow her without a second thought-maru~~~!”

However.

“…I’m happy that you would say that, but…”

Kaori lowered her eyebrows apologetically and smiled.

“As a magical girl, being able to help someone makes me happy. That’s why I can’t go with you, Mira-san… I’m very sorry.”

At that smile, the entire area was illuminated by a brilliant flash of silvery-white light.

“Ugh, s-so bright! I love it!”

“What a pure smile-maru-ka!? I’m being purified-maru~~~!”

“I-Is this the power of the up-and-coming magical girl who holds the greatest prism power in history-dechi-ka…!”

“Yay, as expected of Kaori-san!”

Noa shouted happily and hugged Kaori.

“Kya!? N-Noa-san!?”

“Hehe! Too bad for you, Mira! Kaori-san already has the best partner in Noa! There’s no room for the likes of you to squeeze in!”

As Noa triumphantly rubbed her cheek against Kaori’s, Mira gritted her teeth.

“Kiiiiiiiih~! Just you watch!? One day, I’ll make you mine—!”

“U-Um, more importantly, you should probably put something on…”

“This is no time to be acting tough while stark naked.”

“Noooooo, that’s right-aaaaaaah!?”

Mira frantically gathered up her scattered costume from the ground.

With teary eyes, she pointed at Kaori and declared.

“O-One day, I’ll definitely make you mine! Prepare yourself, Kaori!”

With those last words, the female executive leaped up and vanished into the night sky.

“…What did she end up coming here for, anyway.”

“She played Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors, got naked, and went home-dechi.”

The two girls and two fairies looked up at the sky where Mira had disappeared—

“Wait, we were almost naked too!?”

“Owaaah!? That’s right! We have to get dressed, quick-!”

Kaori and the others hurriedly put on the clothes they had taken off and breathed a sigh of relief.

“C-Clothes feel so reassuring… I’ve truly learned the greatness of clothes…”

“Still, that Mira has completely locked on to Kaori-san! I won’t hand Kaori-san over to a wicked vixen like that!”

To Noa, who was grinding her teeth, Yuriika nodded.

“Now that we know Mira is targeting Kaori-sama, we can’t leave her be-dechi. I will take over from here-dechi. Useless Sumimaru-nii-sama, pack your things and go back to Prism Wonderland-dechi!”

“N-No-maru, I don’t want to be separated from Kaori-maru~! I’ll prove that I can properly fulfill my duties as a guardian fairy-maru!”

“I ask of you as well, please give Sumimaru-san a chance. We were only able to win the last match because Sumimaru-san was there… Sumimaru-san is a precious, indispensable person to me.”

“K-Kaori…! Jyuwaaaaaa!”

“Owaaaah~~~ Sumimaru is starting to be purified, come back~~~!”

Yuriika watched the scene, then eventually let out a sigh.

“…Haaah, it can’t be helped-dechi. I’ll give you a one-month chance-dechi. During that time, I’ll be watching from Prism Wonderland-dechi. If you can’t deal with Mira properly, then you’ll be fired for sure-dechi! Of course, don’t think you can slack off on collecting Debipachis either-dechi. The quota is one hundred within a month-dechi!”

“I’ll do it even if you don’t tell me-maru!”

Sumimaru burned with a sense of mission.

“Well then, I will be returning to Prism Wonderland-dechi. I pray for everyone’s success-dechi.”

Yuriika, just as when she arrived, turned into a ball of blue light and vanished into the distance with enough force to split the sky.

Seeing Yuriika off, Noa let out a breath.

“Good grief. To think Mira would set her sights on Kaori-san… and that she was such an incredible pervert. The battles from now on are probably going to be just as ridiculous~.”

“She didn’t seem like a bad person who was scheming to rule the world with evil… But just in case we meet again, I’ll train to get stronger at rock-paper-scissors!”

“No, I don’t think there will be another opportunity to play Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors, even if you do get stronger at it…”

“Ufufufu, Mira-chan was a beauty-maru, and it seems we have similar hobbies-maru! I have a feeling that exciting and fun days are about to begin-maru~!”

“Sumimaru, did you say something? I can call Yuriika back right now if you want?”

“Gieeeeeeeh!? N-n-n-nothing at all-maru~!”

The voices of two girls and one fairy echoed in the abandoned factory.

—And so, the storm known as Mira was added to Kaori’s daily life.